shiningstarman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mother of all Blams]

Very true.

I definitely don't want to steal anything and get nuked for it.

[Dumbass Luigi]

Fave parts:

Fighting ability= zero, mime guy, Peach's weird laugh, "Please insert one coin to continue", "What is this, what's going on, what are you people doing here?", and Luigi's failure to jump, spin, and punch.

[Dumbass Mario]

Favorite parts:

Running away from the gay fish, Toad's "salsa", cussing out the Toads, trampling Peach (I thought he was going to do something else), pervy Toad, and Koopa bowling (STRIKE!!!).

[It's Freakin' Luigi]

It's freakin' hilarious!

1. What was Luigi doing in that pipe anyway?
2. "Greetings, Lady RAAAAAAAAA!"
3. More bad karma for Bowser.
4. He went for the axe and something knocked him back and the axe fell and destroyed the bridge. What knocked him back?
5. An amusing way to use 1-up Mushrooms.
6. Only get mushrooms that grow above ground.
7. "IIIIIIIIII'M BLACK, YA'LL, AND I'M BLACK, YA'LL, AND I'M BLACKITY BLACK AND I'M BLACK, YA-"
8. Luigi does what should have been done a long time ago.

[It's Freakin' Mario]

funny stuff man

1. YOU JERK!!
2. That has to hurt!
3. Bowser got a case of bad karma.
4. "RARARARARARARAR!!!!"
5. He can kart race, play golf, tennis, soccer, and baseball, but not football.
6. "Hey, fuck you, man!"

[SSBM: The Knee]

Although Ganondorf can't do this...

His down air move is a lot like this. You have some major skill over this move. Just look out for Toad-happy Peaches or Counter-happy Marths and Roys.

[Funny Cola]

What is this?

Ugly Rabbits the Musical? You cease to amaze me at... whatever that is.

[Porn Flash]

I am appalled.

Once again, you sicken me. Why do you hate Newgrounds? I cannot describe my sickness of this. I am glad I did not watch this. You have a bad reputation now, but if you can post some meaningful videos, you can earn some non-Clock Crew member trust.

[151515]

Something with a plot for once.

You should do some more things like this. It was kinda funny. "Daddy?" Still could use some improvement.

[?]

Looks like I was wrong.

This wasn't gay porn for once. It wasn't too bad, but you could have done something else with this, like some voices, some more scenes, something like that. All in all, I am glad you have some better things besides you-know-what.